Will Rogers

U.S. Humorist and Actor
(1879-1935)

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."



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